Air Travel Jokes

"Stewardess, I want to complain about this airline.

Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no window blinds, so I can't sleep."

"Captain, shut up and land the plane."

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Air traffic controller: What's your hight and position?

Pilot: I'm about six feet two inches and seated on the pilot's seat.

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A customer in a great mood at the airline reservation counter...

Customer: A return ticket, please.

Airline reservations clerk: Where to, sir?

Customer: Back here, please.

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