Blonde at coke vending machine

A blonde is at a store.

She watched a woman at coke vending machine put 2 quarters in, pressed a button and out comes a drink.

She got very excited when she saw this and decides to give it a try herself.

So she puts 2 quarters in, presses a button and out comes a drink…She gets really excited and starts jumping up and down…So she does it again and out comes another drink and starts jumping up and down.. she does this again and when the drink came out she was screaming and hooting and hollering.

A man waiting in line to get a drink was watching her and was wondering what she was doing.

He says “Excuse me, but what the hell are you doing?!”…

She says” shut up and wait your turn…Im winning here!”


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