Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

Two blonde gals went together to play the A man tells his blonde wife, he has invited 4 friends for dinner on Friday night. She is a bit nervous and asks if she must cook a meal for the 4.

He explains that there will be 8 coming, because each will bring his wife or a date. Since this is their first party, he suggests that she just get some Chinese food in and perhaps she can bake a cake. This sounds like a good idea, so they sit down and decide what Chinese food to get.

Friday morning, the wife calls the office in tears. She explains that the only cake recipe she has will only feed 6.

Hubby says, "Why don't you just double the recipe?" She decides that is a good idea. At 4:00, he gets another phone call -- this time quite frantic.

"I just can't do it," she weeps. "It's impossible."

"Now, now, what's the matter?"

"Well, their recipe calls for 2 eggs ..."

"So, you use 4 eggs. Don't you have them?"

"Yes -- then it needs 4 cups of flour."

"Well," hubby says rather testily, "you will have to use 8 cups of flour -- what is the problem?"

"It isn't the ingredients," she sobs. "It says that the cake must be baked at 350 degrees and I have checked the oven and I can't turn the heat up to 700 degrees!"

Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino, and sit on the bench to wait for the other.

Trixie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited.

After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw Patty coming toward her, and she was carrying this huge sack of coins.

"Hey, Trixie," said Patty, "how'd you do?"

"Not very well," replied Trixie. "And, I've been waiting here for hours."

Patty said, "You should have been with me ... Did I ever find a good machine! It's way in the back. Come! I'll show it to you ... You can't lose! Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"

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