The Blonde Petishun

We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us.

We think this is hairassment.

It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark.

We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol.

We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two.

Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun.

We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a redhead joke.

If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise


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