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Blonde secretary's memo to boss for T2k Problem

To: My boss
From: Secretary
Subject: Changing calendars from Y2K

Sir,

I hope that I haven't misundertood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much snese to me. At any rate, have finished the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed. Your Y to K conversion required the following changes:

Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

Also changed were the following:

Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant and kou can pick up kour calendar.
Kour Secretark
P.S. I had the printers send a compank calendar to all of our associates with the following header on our stationark, " The compank that is Y to K compliant for the next centurk."

I know this shows initiative on mk part and kou are welcome.
Have a good weekend.

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