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Blonde Twins.

A blonde is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins — a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh, no! Not my brother — he’s CRAZY.”

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “What’s the girl’s name?”

“Your brother named her Denise,” the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, “That’s a beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like the name Denise.”

Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”

The doctor replies, “Denephew”


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