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"Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
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people its a joke. GET OVER
people its a joke. GET OVER IT!!!!! and it WAS your choice to read it anyway, so what the hell are you complaining about???
die
die
There aren't many blacks up
There aren't many blacks up here because they can't figure out the math question. Even the blondes can do that. Learn how to spell too. (use the calculator or like you say cacalator). nigga.
Shouldn't have created the anonymous feature where I can piss people off. You don't even have to use your own email address. :) Like I wouldn't say this to people's faces any way.
nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
"cracker" doesn't offend me. At leaste mexicans work unlike blacks.
brunettes
Personally, I think that probably three fourths of the women actually knew the answer to the last one, but they kept quiet because they didn't want anyone to know they were brunettes who died their hair!!!!
Hillary Clinton is proof
Hillary Clinton is proof blondes are dumb.
I date a very hot blonde and
I date a very hot blonde and she is smart.
i am a blonde but its still
i am a blonde but its still funny lol
Blonde are stupid but there
Blonde are stupid but there hot i shud no i am one ;-) but dese jokes r gd :)
that was soooooooooooo
that was soooooooooooo funnny I am stupid too
Niggers
Niggers
wtf! How are you going to
wtf!
How are you going to use that word and not want anybody call you a cracker..think about it cause im a nigga
maybe that guy is mexican...
maybe that guy is mexican...
This is a good joke
This is a good joke ;)
hello, from Modern Dandies
anyway ... not all blondes are stupid!
Sooooo, Did they give her
Sooooo, Did they give her another chance?
who ever is try to make this
who ever is try to make this a political conflict,you suck, its just a joke get over it. If you don't think it's funny fine, nobody forced you to read it, it was your own choice so suck it up!!
wat post is being political
wat post is being political exactly?
well put.. joke = funny.. i
well put..
joke = funny.. i liked the joke..the context, the concept.
wat is even more funny is the widespeard misconception on what defines political...look it up!
who ever is try to make this
who ever is try to make this a political conflict,you suck, its just a joke get over it. If you don't think it's funny fine, nobody forced you to read it, it was your own choice so suck it up!!
That joke was obviously
That joke was obviously photoshopped
You don't photoshop text.
You don't photoshop text. you EDIT it.
LOL stop analysing it its a
LOL
stop analysing it
its a joke...
just deal with it.
pretty darn funny joke too
stupid joke ruiners!
:D
Who the hell shouted
Who the hell shouted 'FAKE'
Well duh, and I'm the Queen of Sheba.
Loved the joke;)
nice joke. blonde are pretty
nice joke. blonde are pretty stupid. No doubt about that.
But damn they're hot!!
i don't get it
i don't get it
Just substitute blonde with
Just substitute blonde with American and the joke works even better!!!!!
pic or it didn't happen
pic or it didn't happen
Duh. It's a joke.
Duh. It's a joke.
piss
piss
LOLZ EVERYWHEREZ!!!! wait,
LOLZ EVERYWHEREZ!!!! wait, no, debate aside, this joke does kind of suck... How many lobsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?!?! ONE! BUT YOU'LL NEED A LOT OF LIGHTBULBS! And bam! See, not all jokes are based on stereotyping and generalizations! They usually suck anyway, though.
You stereotyped the lobster,
You stereotyped the lobster, though.
It's a pity that people
It's a pity that people can't just enjoy humour for what it is....... a chance to smile and laugh and not worry about the troubles and torments that go on in the world. But no, there are always those people who make a political hell hole out of even the most trivial jokes. Grow up world (note I'm not just blaming Americans!!!) and get a sense of humour!!!!!
FAKE!
FAKE!
... of course. the
... of course. the pixels around the "a" and the "blond" are distorted. PHOTOSHOPPED
almost all jokes are based
almost all jokes are based on stereotypes. they are healthy and how the human race tries to judge people. judging isnt a crime either. people need to judge so they can make up their minds about who to associate with. if someone is a psycho murderer, u dont wanna b friends with him/her, right? that a judgment. so everyone chill. its just a joke.
so is this a true story?
so is this a true story?
It isn't really fair. The
It isn't really fair. The math "captcha" is preventing the blondes from being able to post their opinions........
Really? You thought this
Really? You thought this was a true story? YOU must be blonde!
most jokes have stereotypes
most jokes have stereotypes (no, an example of a one without one cannot dissuade this argument...). as a blonde, i know i am smart. i have many other instances in my life to prove that. a joke wont offend me. make fun of yourself...even if it isnt true. we need humor. not anger. chill. enjoy a good joke
there isnt a correalation
there isnt a correalation between hair color and intelligence
I'm a natural blonde. I am
I'm a natural blonde. I am not even remotely "stupid". I always say that the "dumb" blondes are the brunettes and/or redheads that BLEACHED. Maybe a chemical reaction or something.
Most of the people I tell that to don't buy it either.......
:)
You owe me back the minute
You owe me back the minute it took to read that. Its not a 'clean' joke (offensive to blondes, if someone reads it to them) and its not 'funny' therefore your website is a lie
They mean "clean" as in tame
They mean "clean" as in tame (not adult or porny). And also, it's funny to people who get that it's only a joke and there are hundreds more like that.
I hate dumb blond jokes.
I hate dumb blond jokes. They are HORRIBLE! I'm not even a blond and I hate them!!! You're making an assumption off of a generalization and I think that's horrible. And, to top it all off, the jokes aren't even funny!! They actually suck! They're not funny at all and will NEVER BE!! So stop trying!
You obviously have never
You obviously have never been to Orange COunty, or SoCal in general. 99.9% of all blondes in that area are the most obnoxious, shallow, dumb people I have ever met.
most blonde jokes are pretty
most blonde jokes are pretty funny...they must be too subtle for you to get
You're right, though..this one was crap
Whatever, blond jokes are
Whatever, blond jokes are hilarious! The part no one wants to admit is they're funny because over 70% of the time its true! I'm not sure what it is, but even "book smart" blonds (which for blonds is basically literate) are dumb as rocks in understanding their social situation. Of course, to a blond we'll always say its just a joke ;)
LOLOOL OMG THAT WU SO FUNNY!
LOLOOL OMG THAT WU SO FUNNY! I ACYUALLY URINATED MYSELF LAFING SO HARD! WHOEVERCAME UP WITH DIS IZ A GENIOUS!
Not.
It's about as funny as the funnies.
Hahhahaha. Not bad.
Hahhahaha.
Not bad.
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