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"Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
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FATHERSON
SON - dad i dug a hole
FATHER - son
SON - yes
FATHER - your a dickhead
wow
I'm blonde and hella pretty so i dont understand i mean i have blonde moments all the time i mean seriously though it was funny and i didnt take it to offense so no one else should we are no different then any other hair color except no offense but we rank higher on the sexy list all of you guys who took any of this to offense get over yourselves cause this is the real world and your not always gonna get everything nice thrown at you big deal everyone else thought it was funny so suck it up!
funny
It was f********* funny! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
im blonde and im not stupid,
im blonde and im not stupid, but i have plenty of blonde moments!! :D like 2day, i waz talking 2 my friend and i walked into a wall!!! it waz freaking hilarious!!
WOWZERS!!!
wow i'm a true blonde and i think dumb blonde jokes are rather funny in some cases and as for those of you who take offense to it lighten up its a flippin joke!!! i mean HELLO...it's not like were actually that dumb i mean i'm sure we all knew the correct answers to it and we all got the joke in the end...so chill and just enjoy the jokes!
hahahaa funny
hahahaa funny
people its a joke. GET OVER
people its a joke. GET OVER IT!!!!! and it WAS your choice to read it anyway, so what the hell are you complaining about???
die
die
There aren't many blacks up
There aren't many blacks up here because they can't figure out the math question. Even the blondes can do that. Learn how to spell too. (use the calculator or like you say cacalator). nigga.
Shouldn't have created the anonymous feature where I can piss people off. You don't even have to use your own email address. :) Like I wouldn't say this to people's faces any way.
What has it got 2 do!
Hi,
How did the blacks get into this? I'm Blonde and attending The University so i wouldnt say im stupid. This is a good joke and i did laugh. Not all blondes are dumb but all blondes are beautiful! I really dont know why u got offended....and started racism over a joke. Lighten up! Learn to laugh even if the joke is at your expense.......secretly we know they all want us as their partners!
BLONDES RULE! lol
Keep the jokes coming
What a moron.
Funny thing that YOU should call OTHER PEOPLE stupid and comment on THEIR spelling. Moron. You rank somewhere around the Nazis on the Smart-O-Meter. You're probably stupid enough to do this, you bigot, so go jump off of something very tall.
nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
"cracker" doesn't offend me. At leaste mexicans work unlike blacks.
Wow.. get a life... you
Wow.. get a life... you racist jerk
Totally innappropriate
Totally innappropriate comment. You're making our race look like morons when you act like that and I'm embarrassed to have you in my racial group right now.
Yea...
You're stupid, too. (See You're a Moron for exactly what I think of you.)
brunettes
Personally, I think that probably three fourths of the women actually knew the answer to the last one, but they kept quiet because they didn't want anyone to know they were brunettes who died their hair!!!!
Hillary Clinton is proof
Hillary Clinton is proof blondes are dumb.
I date a very hot blonde and
I date a very hot blonde and she is smart.
i am a blonde but its still
i am a blonde but its still funny lol
Blonde are stupid but there
Blonde are stupid but there hot i shud no i am one ;-) but dese jokes r gd :)
that was soooooooooooo
that was soooooooooooo funnny I am stupid too
Niggers
Niggers
wtf! How are you going to
wtf!
How are you going to use that word and not want anybody call you a cracker..think about it cause im a nigga
maybe that guy is mexican...
maybe that guy is mexican...
This is a good joke
This is a good joke ;)
hello, from Modern Dandies
anyway ... not all blondes are stupid!Â
Sooooo, Did they give her
Sooooo, Did they give her another chance?
who ever is try to make this
who ever is try to make this a political conflict,you suck, its just a joke get over it. If you don't think it's funny fine, nobody forced you to read it, it was your own choice so suck it up!!
wat post is being political
wat post is being political exactly?
well put.. joke = funny.. i
well put..
joke = funny.. i liked the joke..the context, the concept.
wat is even more funny is the widespeard misconception on what defines political...look it up!
who ever is try to make this
who ever is try to make this a political conflict,you suck, its just a joke get over it. If you don't think it's funny fine, nobody forced you to read it, it was your own choice so suck it up!!
That joke was obviously
That joke was obviously photoshopped
You don't photoshop text.
You don't photoshop text. you EDIT it.
LOL stop analysing it its a
LOL
stop analysing it
its a joke...
just deal with it.
pretty darn funny joke too
stupid joke ruiners!
:D
Who the hell shouted
Who the hell shouted 'FAKE'
Well duh, and I'm the Queen of Sheba.
Loved the joke;)
nice joke. blonde are pretty
nice joke. blonde are pretty stupid. No doubt about that.
But damn they're hot!!
i don't get it
i don't get it
Just substitute blonde with
Just substitute blonde with American and the joke works even better!!!!!
ha funny
Yeah America is stupid. Even though it has one of the most stable economies. Also america has democracy. Remember suddam husein? Remember when he was alive? If you said anything bad about him he would kill you. You're one of those ignorant people who say stuff without thinking. Everyones got a problem with america. If you do fuck off.
Do you mean SADDAM HUSSEIN?
Do you mean SADDAM HUSSEIN? And what's with your caps key Mr. "america"? Lame.
pic or it didn't happen
pic or it didn't happen
Duh. It's a joke.
Duh. It's a joke.
piss
piss
LOLZ EVERYWHEREZ!!!! wait,
LOLZ EVERYWHEREZ!!!! wait, no, debate aside, this joke does kind of suck... How many lobsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?!?! ONE! BUT YOU'LL NEED A LOT OF LIGHTBULBS! And bam! See, not all jokes are based on stereotyping and generalizations! They usually suck anyway, though.
You stereotyped the lobster,
You stereotyped the lobster, though.
It's a pity that people
It's a pity that people can't just enjoy humour for what it is....... a chance to smile and laugh and not worry about the troubles and torments that go on in the world. But no, there are always those people who make a political hell hole out of even the most trivial jokes. Grow up world (note I'm not just blaming Americans!!!) and get a sense of humour!!!!!
FAKE!
FAKE!
...     of course. the
...     of course. the pixels around the "a" and the "blond" are distorted. PHOTOSHOPPED
duh
you don't PHOTOSHOP text. you EDIT it. just because the letters are pixelated doesn't mean it's photoshoped. could be the way the document was saved or something, or your screen has a smear
almost all jokes are based
almost all jokes are based on stereotypes. they are healthy and how the human race tries to judge people. judging isnt a crime either. people need to judge so they can make up their minds about who to associate with. if someone is a psycho murderer, u dont wanna b friends with him/her, right? that a judgment. so everyone chill. its just a joke.
so is this a true story?
so is this a true story?
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