A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
â€œI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, youâ€™ll have lost at least five pounds.â€
When the blonde returns, sheâ€™s lost nearly 20 pounds.
â€œWhy, thatâ€™s amazing!â€ the doctor says. â€œDid you follow my instructions?â€
The blonde nods. â€œIâ€™ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.â€ â€œFrom hunger, you mean?â€ said the doctor.
â€œNo, from skipping,â€ replied the blonde.