Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A. She’s trying to hold on to a thought.

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her meals would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because they can spell it.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.

Q: What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?
A: She goes home!

Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "What's a light bulb?"

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blonde electrician.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A: Rebel without a clue.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

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