How do parachutes work.

This guy goes skydiving for the first time. 

After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. 

Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. 

As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a Blonde coming up the other way. 

He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" 

"No", the blonde says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"


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