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A blonde comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe.

His boss starts to yell at him:

You are ruining office reputation, go home and change the shoes.

The blonde goes home, and comes back after a while.

Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.

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Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid blonde are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground.

Who will take the money?

The stupid blonde, since Santa Claus and the smart blonde don’t exist.

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Two blonde are in an old car:

Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car?

The other blonde looks through the window and says:

Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...

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On a narrow mountain road a man sees a blonde car driving uphill backwards.

Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?

Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.

After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.

But guys, why are you driving backwards again?

We found a place to make a u-turn up there.


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Sun, 06/08/2008 - 02:48 — Hujo (not verified)

2 Blondes

2 blondes walked into a building...............

You would think one of them would have seen it.

Mon, 05/19/2008 - 20:31 — Anonymous (not verified)

Joke

Ten blonds were dancing around her house shouting '2! 2! 2!' over and over again.

The original blond's brother (he had dark hair) walked up to them all and asked what they were doing.

One blond explains,

'Well, my friends and I were doing a puzzle. It said three years and up, but we did it in TWO years!'

Tue, 04/29/2008 - 14:29 — Jimmy Hall (not verified)

Stupid Blonde

A blonde walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk, "Can I buy this TV?"

The clerk say, "No, I dont sell to blondes."

The blonde goes home and dyes her hair red, she goes back to the hard ware store and asks to buy the TV again.

The clerk once again says, "No, I dont sell to blondes."

The blonde goes home and dyes her hair black, she goes back to the hard ware store and asks to buy the TV once more.

The clerk says, "NO, I DONT SELL TO BLONDES!!"

the blonde asks the clerk how he knows that she is a blonde when she dyed her hair the other colors.

The clerk replys, "Because thats a MIRCOWAVE!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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