A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull.
She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. â€œItâ€™s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.â€ She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, â€œIâ€™d like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.â€
The man behind the counter tells her, â€œTelegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $ 0.75 per word.â€ She thinks about it for a moment and decides. â€œIâ€™d like to send one word, please.â€ â€œAnd what word would that be?â€ inquires the man.
â€œComfortable.â€ replies the brunette.
The man asks, â€œIâ€™m sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?â€
The brunette replies, â€œMy friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL.â€