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She was so Blonde

She was soooo blonde that ...

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

She sold the car for gas money.

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

She thought Taco Bell was where you pay your phone bill.

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

She tried to alphabetize M&M's.

She tried to drown a fish.

She wrote "Capricorn" on the application where it said, "sign here".


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