Car Accident Reports

Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the
accident happened. The combination of the finger pointing instinct and
the small spaces provided on the forms can lead to some curiously phrased

  • "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."


  • "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its


  • "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to
    what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction
    going the opposite way."


  • "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
    don't have."


  • "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand
    through it."


  • "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened
    if the other driver had been alert."


  • "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."


  • "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
    hood of my car."


  • "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and
    had an accident."


  • "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and
    flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and
    there was a crash."


  • "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was
    struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck
    several times before."


  • "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car
    with a big mouth."


  • "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the
    corner without giving a signal."


  • "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a
    ditch by some stray cows."


  • "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
    reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."


  • "I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
    joint gave way causing me to have an accident."


  • "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
    road when I struck him."


  • "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I
    found that I had a fractured skull."


  • "My wench slipped, losing my balance, and I hurt my back."


  • "I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
    The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with


  • "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the


  • "The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a
    skid by steering it into the other vehicle."


  • "When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed
    into the other car."


  • "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."


  • "In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."


  • "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."


  • "As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a
    place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to
    stop in time to avoid the accident."


  • "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve
    out of its path when it struck my front end."


  • "A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."


  • "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
    and headed over the embankment."


  • "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
    before I hit him."


  • "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."

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I work in this field for few

I work in this field for few good years now and I can confirm you that most of these expressions are very common, sometimes they are also attached to funny situations. But most important in these cases for me is to find the truth and help the victim because often these situations are overwhelming.
Adam Kutner Attorney

We all made up stupid

We all made up stupid excuses as kids just to get out of being grounded for breaking a plate or a glass. As we grew older, there was a tendency to see every authority as our parents and lie to them in the same manner. A car came out of nowhere and then vanished. That's conspiracy!

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