Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands
Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Napster
Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
Chuck Norris has to chain his mouse to his desktop
Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros
Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norrisâ€™ website
Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE read more »
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano read more »
Google no longer runs searches on Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris writes half of the jokes on this site, he likes his fans to be informed
Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris. read more »
Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. read more »
Chuck Norris wrote every single edition of the Choose Your Own Adventure books. He wrote them all under pennames to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.
Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, "I don't trust doctors." He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room.
Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com read more »
When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."
But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond. read more »