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Chuck Norris finds you!
Chuck Norris writes half of the jokes on this site, he likes his fans to be informed
Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.
A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him
cured the man's blindness, unfortunately the first and last thing the
man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!
Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
There was only one man ever to outsmart Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking, he got what he deserved.
Although it is not common knowledge, there three sides of the force, the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it
notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed
in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing
around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his
own head.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
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chuck norris once had sex in
chuck norris once had sex in a trailer and some sperm got in the gas tank, we now know this trailer as optimus prime.
chuck norris
they thought dimond was the harded thing on earth, till they found chuck norris.
they thought diamonds was
they thought diamonds was the hardest thing on earth, til they found Michael Jackson in Chucky Cheese.
Chuck Norris
Snot runs away from Cuck Norris.
Electricity needs Chuck norris
Trees fall in fear of chuck norris
chuck norris invented
chuck norris invented pinecones
Toilet Paper
They once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris is the only man
Chuck Norris is the only man ever to give birth. His child was called the Atomic Bomb.
chuck norris can beat a
chuck norris can beat a brick wall in tennis
Chuck Norris can slam a
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
While most people's white
While most people's white blood cells are pure white, Chuck's have a black ring around them, signifying that they are black belt cells and can officially kick any disease's ass.
phone
Chuck Norris can strangle a cordless phone
i knew this guy who went to
i knew this guy who went to chuck norris's house and HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE
There is no chin behind
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris there is only another fist
Chuck Norris is so fast when
Chuck Norris is so fast when he runs around the world he can punch himself in the back of the head
when Chuck Norris jumps in a
when Chuck Norris jumps in a pool the water doesnt get chuck. Chuck gets the water
JDIGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how much wood would a
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris
all of it.
all of it.
chuck norris once had an
chuck norris once had an argument with a one armed man to make things equal he pulled off both his arms and one leg. then killed the man with a single round house kick to the jaw.then began sewing his limbs back on with a rusty wire.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear sun
Chuck Norris doesnt wear sun block, the sun wears Chuck block.
Chuck Norris can pop a
Chuck Norris can pop a wheely on a unicycle
Chuck Norris has never lost
Chuck Norris has never lost to anyone. Not even in anyone's dream.
If you have ever played God
If you have ever played God of War you would realize that Cratos means Chuck Norris in Greek.
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