Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

- Chuck Norris can slam a revoving door.
- Chuck Norris know where Carmen Sandiego is.
- It's said that chuck norris has a third arm inside his beard.
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
- God was going to create the world in 10 days but Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the face and gave him 7.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get cut, cuts get chuck norrised.
- Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.
- There's no such thing as Evolution, just descendants of Chuck Norris.