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Tue, 07/14/2009 - 08:21 — Anonymous (not verified)

- Death had a "near Chuck

- Death had a "near Chuck Norris experience"
- Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
- The earth spins faster when Chuck Norris goes for a run.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why aliens don't invade earth.
- Chuck Norris has a life expectancy of 1,000 yrs
- Everyone is wrong, Chuck Norris is right!!
- Chuck Norris kills flies by spitting at them.
- An average person may have to live "7 life times" to even come close to Chuck Norris wisdom.
- Heaven and Hell always make sure they don't see Chuck Norris!!!
- Chuck Norris sank the Titanic
- Chuck Norris went to prison once - ALL the prisoners died of shock to see him again!!!
- Luke Sky Walker - Chuck Norris is your REAL father!!!
- Chuck Norris never appears on 3D movies, Its for everyones own safety!!!
- Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands - its now called 'the islands'

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