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Sat, 09/06/2008 - 23:53 — Devante and Dorian Griffin (not verified)

Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris doesnt blow his nose.
    Snot runs away from Cuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesnt need electricity
    Electricity needs Chuck norris
  •  Chuck Norris beat solitaire in 1 turn
  • Chuck Norris doesnt chop down trees
    Trees fall in fear of chuck norris

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