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Tue, 11/18/2008 - 00:51 — Anonymous (not verified)

Chuck Norris

1: CHuck Norris is so fast he ran around the wourld and punched himself in the back of the head

2: Chuck Norris had a boner... there were no survivors.

3: E.T. phoned home... Chuck Norris answered.

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