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Tue, 12/30/2008 - 06:43 — Dominic-my jokes suck but here they are (not verified)

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google doesnt find chuck norris chuck norris cant be seen
google cant seem to find chuck norris try again when chuck norris isnt chuck norris
chuck norris doesnt brush his teeth unless they are really askin for it
chuck norris is wat chuck norris was and thats chuck norris
Bobby:whose Chuck Norris? BAM! roundhouse kick to the face by chuck norris
Chuck norris isnt on the bed ,the bed is under chuck norris ,terrified
chuck norris can count to infinity twice in .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
seconds
chuck norris doesnt count the numbers talk for him

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