Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

Chuck Norris' house has no doors.........just walls that he walks through

Chuck Norris once lost both legs in a car accident.......he still managed to walk away from it......

Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed w/ a chainsaw

every 2 seconds someone in america needs blood all of them due to Chuck Norris

There are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq.........Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes w/ his feet

Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane by pointing @ it and yelling "BANG"

The only reason Outer Space exists is b/c it is to afraid to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars Chuck Norris has more

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table.......b/c he only recognizes the element of surprise