Chuck Norris doesn't play god, playing is for children.
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, "Say Please."
The car was invented as a means to get away from Chuck Norris. not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris can kick u so hard that it will alter your DNA, so that decades from now, your decendents will occansionally grab their heads and yell, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT"
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris masturbates with sandpaper.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god, playing is for children.
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, "Say Please."
The car was invented as a means to get away from Chuck Norris. not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris can kick u so hard that it will alter your DNA, so that decades from now, your decendents will occansionally grab their heads and yell, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT"
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris masturbates with sandpaper.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.