A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
â€œCareful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!
â€œYouâ€™re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!
â€œWHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? Theyâ€™re going to STICK!
â€œCareful â€¦ CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when youâ€™re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
â€œHave you LOST your mind? Donâ€™t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!â€
The wife stared at him. â€œWhatâ€™s wrong with you? You think I donâ€™t know how to fry a couple of eggs?â€
The husband calmly replied, â€œI wanted to show you what it feels like when Iâ€™m driving.â€