Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome
You don't have to say anything. You offend me just by being in the area
Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things
Don't worry about it. I've never listened to a thing you've said since the day I met you
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives