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Sat, 05/17/2008 - 23:57 — Anonymous (not verified)

Chuck Norris' Car Has No Gas

Chuck Noriss' Car has no gas pedal he simply roundhouse kicks the rear bumper at the speed of light and therefore is already in the car when it moves.

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