Chuck Norris can strangle an African elephant....... with his forehead
Chuck Norris died 12 years ago. Death just hasn't got up the nerve to tell him
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar, only to have it instantly implode. scientists studied this for several days and found that that mauch awsome simply could not be in the same building.
while talking with those scientists they told him that diamond was the hardest substance on earth. Chuck became furios , and roundhouse kicked them all in the head with such heat and pressure it turned them into artifitial Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can strangle an African elephant....... with his forehead
Chuck Norris died 12 years ago. Death just hasn't got up the nerve to tell him
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar, only to have it instantly implode. scientists studied this for several days and found that that mauch awsome simply could not be in the same building.
while talking with those scientists they told him that diamond was the hardest substance on earth. Chuck became furios , and roundhouse kicked them all in the head with such heat and pressure it turned them into artifitial Chuck Norris.