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Mon, 09/22/2008 - 03:37 — Josh and Joy (not verified)

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris breaks promises with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can ride a camel through the eye of a needle.
Chuck Norris once jumped on a trampoline and accidentally sent it to hell.
Chuck Norris can make a lemon out of lemonade.
Chuck Norris doesn't answer a phone, it answers to him.
Steroids got busted for taking Chuck Norris.

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