Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

chuck norris is so hot....he outshines the sun.
the sun doesnt burn u....chuck norris burns the sun
chuck norris creates money buy roundhousing a tree.
there are drouts in the deserts because it rained without chuck norris' permission.
the deserts used to be mountains until chuck norris got a hold of 'em.
the waitress asked chuck norris wat he wants for dinner...tht night the waitress died.
chuck norris' girlfriend called him silly billy. he replied with "thts not my name!! thts not my name!!!'..she was never seen again.
chuck norris is babelicious.
chuck norris killed hannah montana because of the song "nobody's perfect"...he felt personally attacked.
chuck norris touched mc hammer.
elvis gave chuck norris the finger....the next day he was found dead on the toilet, with his finger so far up his nose...his brain just stopped working.
time is money...for chuck norris time is deaths.
chuck norris looked at Xena...and she exploded. he replied with "not so tuff now."
CHUCK NORRIS IS SOOO HOT...EVEN HIS MOM WANTS TO BANG HIM.