Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

chuck norris was not born by a women,he was born by jesus.
chuck norris does not fear fear, fear fears chuck norris.
aliens are real,they are chuck norrises children.
if chuck norris and a fat kid got in a fight over chocolate cake,chuck norris would win.
guns dont kill ppl,chuck norris's beard kills ppl.
chuck norris and some other guy with a mustache and tha guy with a mustache won...
chuck norris got in a fight with a VCR player...now it plays dvds.