The Linux Air experience is wonderful. Every plane is like a private-charter jet that gives you full control over where it goes, and what route it takes to get there. Sure, the seats are arranged differently, and way you board is different than on Windows Air -- which takes some getting used to. You're disappointed to discover that you can't bring your Sims2 media card on board (not compatible), but there are plenty of other cards provided freely.
After a few flights, you realize that you love the freedom of flying Linux Air. Although the seats and doors are arranged differently, they are move efficient, and facilitate faster boarding. You can modify every aspect of your private jet to your liking. The planes only fly clear skies, and never have unexplained turbulence, like on Windows Air. If a Linux Air plane should require maintenance, there are plenty of other travelers who are also mechanics, and are glad to help, with no labor charges. And tickets? Most flights don't even require you purchase a ticket. You love it!
Linux Air is so reliable that you are never late to any business meetings, unlike your coworkers (who all fly Windows Air). You try to convince them that they should give Linux Air a try. At first they admit that they've never heard of Linux Air. They seem interested, but when you tell them they have to board a tram to get there, they balk. You show them the way, and explain how easy it is to get there, and then they tell you their not that handy. What, with the wrench and the turning, it just takes too much coordination, they say.
At this point, you tell them about PCLinxusOS Travel; one of the many travel agencies for Linux Air. You explain that as you walk in the door, the agents seem to already know your flight requirements (head room, leg room, etc... They escort you to the plane - no muss no fuss. Hell, the agents even check your bags for you! At this, your friends tell you they cannot possibly live without their Sims2; that they love the look of Vista Travel's new brochures (though they disintegrate sometimes); and that they just feel so much safer knowing that the Windows Air planes have advanced turbulence stabilization equipment on them. Too bad for them.
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The Linux Air experience is wonderful. Every plane is like a private-charter jet that gives you full control over where it goes, and what route it takes to get there. Sure, the seats are arranged differently, and way you board is different than on Windows Air -- which takes some getting used to. You're disappointed to discover that you can't bring your Sims2 media card on board (not compatible), but there are plenty of other cards provided freely.
After a few flights, you realize that you love the freedom of flying Linux Air. Although the seats and doors are arranged differently, they are move efficient, and facilitate faster boarding. You can modify every aspect of your private jet to your liking. The planes only fly clear skies, and never have unexplained turbulence, like on Windows Air. If a Linux Air plane should require maintenance, there are plenty of other travelers who are also mechanics, and are glad to help, with no labor charges. And tickets? Most flights don't even require you purchase a ticket. You love it!
Linux Air is so reliable that you are never late to any business meetings, unlike your coworkers (who all fly Windows Air). You try to convince them that they should give Linux Air a try. At first they admit that they've never heard of Linux Air. They seem interested, but when you tell them they have to board a tram to get there, they balk. You show them the way, and explain how easy it is to get there, and then they tell you their not that handy. What, with the wrench and the turning, it just takes too much coordination, they say.
At this point, you tell them about PCLinxusOS Travel; one of the many travel agencies for Linux Air. You explain that as you walk in the door, the agents seem to already know your flight requirements (head room, leg room, etc... They escort you to the plane - no muss no fuss. Hell, the agents even check your bags for you! At this, your friends tell you they cannot possibly live without their Sims2; that they love the look of Vista Travel's new brochures (though they disintegrate sometimes); and that they just feel so much safer knowing that the Windows Air planes have advanced turbulence stabilization equipment on them. Too bad for them.