There was a blond guy in a bar one night who got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Shocked, the nun felt her knees go beneath her but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the bum, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldnâ€™t move very much. Then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and saidâ€¦
â€œNot very strong tonight, are you Batman?â€