Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

I work for RONCO's Customer Service on CA, and I had this weird call some days ago...

Me: Thank you for calling Ronco's Customer Service, my name is Daniel, How can I help you?
Lady: Hello, I wanna check on an order
Me: Fine ma'am, may I know ur name please?
Lady: Merry Christmas
Me: Thank you ma'am, Merry Christmas for you too.
Lady: No sir, thats my name...

(Laughing, I had to place the call on hold for around 5 minutes while I laughed my ass off... How can parents do that to a poor girl? XD)