Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

ME: Thank you for calling .........my name is .........how can I help you?
CX: My daughter purchase tickets using my CC I want a refund.
ME: I apologize for that inconvenience but all sales are final no refunds or exchanges.
CX: Well she is a spoiled Brat uncontrollable kid what can we do about that?
ME: Im sorry ma'm but I'm afraid I can't help you with that maybe you can try a Juvenile Correctional Facility.
HANG UP.