Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic court for having parked his car on a restricted street right in front of a sign that read “No Stoping.”

Rather than pleading guilty, the defendant argued that the missing letter in the sign meant that he had not violated the letter of the law.

Brandishing a Webster’s dictionary, he noted that stoping means:

“extracting ore from a stope or, loosely, underground.”

“Your Honor”, said the man, “I am a law-abiding citizen and I didn’t extract any ore from the area of the sign.

I move that the case be dismissed.”

Acknowledging that the defendant hadn’t done any illegal mining, the judge declared the man not guilty and commented, “since this is Friday, the 13th, anything can happen, so I’ll turn you loose.”

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