Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

u r so fat that when you went into the ocean to go swimmimg the whales started singing we r family
u r so ugly when u were a baby ur mom had to feed u with a sling shot.
u r so ugly tht when u were born ur mom left u in a park and turned her self in to the police for giving birth to u.
u r so ugly that when u went to the doctor they sed to u srry the animal hospital was across the street.
u r so ugly u went to the zoo and little kids started giving u pieces of bread.
u r so ugly tht u got pulled over by the police in ur car when u were going over the speed limit for having ur window pulled down cuz peolpe were getting in car accidents for looking at ur face.
u r so ugly that when someone looks at u a whole starts to burn in there face.