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Man: I would do anything in the world for you because I love you that much.
Woman: If you love me that much, shoot me in the head.
Man: If you and I were married, I would treat you the right way.
Woman: If you and I were married, I would kill myself.
Man: If you were my girlfriend, I'd make love to you every night.
Woman: I wouldn't make love to you even if we were the only two people on the Earth.
Man: I love you.
Woman: I don't.
Man: If a woman offered me a million dollars to make love to her I wouldn't because I am faithful to you.
Woman: I would take anything just to get away from you.
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