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Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: Seeing you made me go straight to Hell.
Man: Did you remember how hot I was in school?
Woman: Too bad you couldn't stay that way.
Man: Never once in my life have I cheated on you.
Woman: I've cheated on you everyday we were together.
Man: I wish you'd love me like I love you.
Woman: I wish you'd see how much I hate you.
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