Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: Seeing you made me go straight to Hell.

Man: Did you remember how hot I was in school?
Woman: Too bad you couldn't stay that way.

Man: Never once in my life have I cheated on you.
Woman: I've cheated on you everyday we were together.

Man: I wish you'd love me like I love you.
Woman: I wish you'd see how much I hate you.