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Well, I don't blame you for wanting to get her back for her obvious attempts to get you a ticket, but by posting this up here with such pride over your accomplishment you come across as a little bit vindictive. It seems to me that she had no reason to stop you in the first place and honestly thought you were speeding, even if here actions thereafter were ridiculous, she had good intentions at the start. So by thereby persecuting her, rather than just pointing out her mistakes and letting them go, which would have shown her the error of her ways, but still given you the moral high ground you would have been much better off, at least in a moral sense.