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Fisher.

Must be able to dig worms, clean, and cook fish.

Must have own boat with motor.

Please send the photograph of motorboat.

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Banker

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

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Car Mechanic

Wanted a sturdy wife.

Should be in working condition.

Should be above average and must run household at a good average.

Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear.

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Lawyers

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an ., eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage.

The person whom,,,,,,,, I'm looking for should.. strictly a girl.

The girl should be strictly a girl.

The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself.

And objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.

Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

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