This guy goes skydiving for the first time.Â
After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.Â
Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.Â
As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a Blonde coming up the other way.Â
He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"Â
"No", the blonde says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"