This guy goes skydiving for the first time.Â
After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.Â
Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.Â
As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees aÂ Blonde coming up the other way.Â
He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"Â
"No",Â the blondeÂ says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"