Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying.
If you were, ZAP! It would suck you in and you were gone forever.
One day, The Miss Universe, The Miss world, and a blonde happened by the mirror.
The The Miss Universe looked in it and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
ZAP! The mirror sucked her in, she was gone.
The The Miss world looked in and said, "I think I'm the most Beautiful woman in the world."
ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she, too, disappeared.
The Blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."
ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and said "Blondes can't think."