Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.

Man: And how would you do that?

Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: What are you doing?

Woman: I’m a light bulb.

Boss: You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?

The man says: I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.

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