Barack Obama has a new plan for increasing how many barrels of oil America produces. He's going to force the oil companies to use smaller barrels.
Q. What is Obama's new 999 plan for America?
A. $9.99 a gallon gasoline.
Tip o'the hat to Newt
Q. Why does Obama keep jacking up the cost of gasoline?
A. So that voters can't afford to drive to the polls in November.
Obama is demanding that Congress give him another trillion dollar spending bill. Most of it is just for gas money.
Q, Why are jobs at all time lows and gas at all time highs?
A. Obama's back from vacation.