You’ve got to love the Canadian sense of humour.
West Jet is an Airline with head office situated in Calgary. West Jet airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are several real examples that have been heard or reported by passengers from real flights: read more »
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes it is, how may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is borken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, its attached to the front of my PC." read more »
(I work at the customer service desk at a grocery store. One day I had a guy come up and cash a winning lottery ticket for a dollar, and this is what then took place.)
Me: “There you go. Is there anything else I can help you with today?”
Customer: “Yeah, uh…I’ve got some dishes to be done, some windows to be washed, and a lawn to be mowed.”
Me: *thinking he’s joking* “Ha ha, yeah….” read more »
Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.
The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.
The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.
The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to a blonde lady.
The other two said, so what? The third read more »
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.
It said "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, read more »
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know
how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers --
but imagine if they did....
HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"
HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?" read more »
Me: “Thank you for calling [eye doctor’s office], how can I help you?”
Lady: “Hello, I want to check on the status of my glasses.”
Me: “Okay, what is your full name?”
Lady: “Lori Johnson, spelled L-O-R-I.”
Me: “Okay, hold please.”
(I check the computer for Lori Johnson and it doesn’t come up. I then check alternative spellings things like Laurie, Lory, Lauri, etc. All to no avail.)
Me: “I’m sorry Miss, would you mind giving me your date of birth?” read more »
(I was working in warranties for a large computer manufacturer, mostly with businesses but a few individuals came through on the line here and there.)
Me: “Thank you for calling ***. How can I help you?”
Customer: “My computer don’t work.”
Me: “I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am. Can I get the serial number off of your CPU?”
Customer: “My what?”
Me: “The computer tower.”
Customer: “Huh?” read more »
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't move.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." read more »
Me: “Thank you for calling technical support. My name is ***, how can I help you?
Customer: *distinct southern accent* “Where am I calling?”
Me: “*** technical support. Are you having trouble with your internet, sir?”
Customer: “I know that. I mean, what part of the world?”
Me: “I’m in Canada, sir. Is there something I can help you with?” read more »
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