Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

I work for a nationwide ISP, doing overnight technical support. A man
who had immigrated from Croatia called to ask us, in his thick eastern
European accent, mind you, why we were kicking him offline. 

• Customer: "Why do you guys keep kicking me offline?"
• Tech Support: "Can you hold on a moment while I look at your
  account logs?"
• Customer: "Sure, but please hurry."
• Tech Support: "Ok." ... "Hi, thanks for holding. It looks like
  our servers are reporting that either your modem is hanging up
  like a normal disconnect, or the connection is just being lost.
  This is usually attributed to line noise. I'd advise you get in
  touch with--"
• Customer: "No, that is not what it is!"

• Tech Support: "Well, that would normally be the first place I'd
  look. The modems are just losing touch with each--"
• Customer: "All right. Apparently they do not tell you
  everything there. What I'm trying to look at are some Croatian
  newspapers to keep up with what's going on in my old country.
  The government did not like me when I was there and they do not
  like me being in touch with my family and events there today."
• Tech Support: "Sir, the government there cannot disconnect you
  from the Internet here. You are in the United St--"
• Customer: "My government was very powerful. They can do lots
  of things you would never imagine."
• Tech Support: "I'm sure in Croatia, the government would have the
  power to disconnect you from the Internet. The service providers
  are under their jurisdiction there. However, in America, there is
  nothing they could do to force our computers to knock you off line.
  You're safe. I'm telling you, the first and foremost place I'd look
  is the telephone company to have them do what's called a 'data grade
  check'--"
• Customer: "No, no, no. That is alright. I just wanted to know
  if you were doing it intentionally, or if it was them. Thank you.
  Thank you. Have a good night."

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