Hot summer day temperature in the nineties. Tons of people in line because the shop is in an amusement park and everybody wants soft ice cream, which makes the soft ice even softer as it doesnâ€™t have time to chill properly.
Male customer, who bought soft ice cream for his family 30 min or so earlier, comes up to the window very upset: â€œThe soft ice cream is melting! My kids are a total mess!â€
Me: â€œWell, it is hot outside, what are you gonna do?â€
Customer: â€œYou should put up a sign to let people know that it will melt!â€
Me: â€œI donâ€™t assume my customers are idiots.â€
(Customer bangs the ice cream cone on the counter and storms off.)
The next customer in line looks at me and laughs: â€œIâ€™ll guess Iâ€™ll just have the regular ice cream then.â€