Really Funny Clean Jokes and Humor

• Customer: "I had an important document that was password
  protected, and I can't get in it. I don't know the password."
• Tech Support: "Ok, we do have a program the get passwords from
  Word documents. Can you email me the document?"
• Customer: "No, it is very sensitive. That's why it was password
  protected. I won't even keep the file on the server. I keep it
  secure on a floppy."

• Tech Support: "It would be much safer if you kept it on the
  server. Floppies are easily corrupted. At least on the server it
  would be backed up each night."
• Customer: "That is exactly what I don't want to happen. For
  legal reasons, I don't want any copies of this file. I want you to
  come down here and get the password for me."
• Tech Support: "I'm not in the same office as you are, so I'll
  need to send someone there to your desk to help you out."
• Customer: "Have them call ahead first so I can get security
  here when they are work with the file."
• Tech Support: "Security? Sir, We sign a non-disclosure agreement,
  so that won't be necessary."
• Customer: "Yes, it will be necessary! This is a very important
  and sensitive document, and we don't want anyone touching it without
  some security."
• Tech Support: "Ok, that's fine. I'll let them know to bring the
  password software so they can get the password you forgot."
• Customer: "I didn't forget it!"
• Tech Support: "Excuse me?"
• Customer: "I didn't have to remember it."
• Tech Support: "What do you mean?"
• Customer: "The password was written on a yellow post-it note
  attached to the disk and must had fallen off. It has be somewhere on
  my desk, but there are so many papers here I can't find it!"

I had to mute the phone so they wouldn't hear me laughing.

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