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News alert! Multiple sources are now reporting that Canadian scientists have recently developed a long-awaited cure for dehydration.

This new substance, which scientists refer to as H20, has the remarkable capability to relieve people of hydrational deficiencies they may have contracted, however, that isn't all it can do.

Representatives from the Canadian Science Administration say it can also be used as a preventative medication.

"Most medications will either cure or prevent a medical complication," said CSA research director Patrick Wells, "but rarely will you find a single substance which can do both."

CSA scientist Karen Swartzbaugh recomends that healthy adults drink approximately eight glasses of H20 per day, which, she says, can reduce your risk of dehydrating by nearly 97%.

H20 is expected to hit store shelves as soon as someone realizes they can get rich by selling something that comes through a tap in your kitchen.

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