First Day on the Job

During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver
on the shoulder to ask him a question.

Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a
panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and
pulled to side of road.

Still shaking, he turned to his rider and apologized. He said,
"Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the
past 20 years I have driven a hearse, funeral vehicle".


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